2012 Predictions
Wow it’s almost Christmas time already. The year just flies by like a fat kid at the grand opening of a new buffet. As 2011 comes to a close 2012 is right around the corner. So what is new for 2012? Even though I am not a Mayan I have some predictions.
1. Apple will come out with another product that will revolutionize everything and make you feel crappy about owning any old apple product. The company has an uncanny ability to make their customers feel guilty for not owning the newest product they have. Would it kill apple to show some customer appreciation and come out with one product that is crappy, so we all can feel confident in our old products.
2. Harry Potter will not go away. We all hope that the last movie will mean the LAST movie, but somehow I feel like he will never leave us alone. We get it now, you are a wizard who went through puberty in front of the entire world. Awkward.
3. Hipsters will form their own political party. It is going to happen soon enough. They will form the party of “what ever” of “Eh.” Their strength and funding will come from the wool cap and thick-rimed glasses industry. The bumper stickers supporting the party will just be Christmas stickers. Finally, the main platform of the party will be to talk about and have very grandiose ideas on how to make the world a better place, but never do anything about it. Then when questioned on the lack of action taken, they will just blame it on their parents.
If you want to hear more predictions on the coming year, Please comment, or feel free to add your own.






